A Kertan is a sexy beast. He has the muscles of a ninja and the dick of a black man. He will make the straightest man turn gay for him.
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All suspects are innocent until proven guilty in a kertalaw
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MemerOfTime- He went for it. Now that is Doing A Keetan.
MemerOfTime- He went for it. Now that is Doing A Keetan.
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The man was angry until he dropped the Fireball into his Angry Orchard, forming the legendary drink "the keltana". After chugging the "keltana" he was in his happy place.
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I was walking in the hall the other day and Kerianne said hi to me, and my stomach has been full of butterflies ever since.
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Phone aku kentang je.
Kau tu lawa, aku ni kentang.
Ada ke yang nak kawan dengan kentang macam aku ni?
Kau tu lawa, aku ni kentang.
Ada ke yang nak kawan dengan kentang macam aku ni?
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