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A Kertan is a sexy beast. He has the muscles of a ninja and the dick of a black man. He will make the straightest man turn gay for him.
Person A: that person is damn sexy!
Person B: He must be a Kertan!
Kertan by PussyPlower69 February 11, 2013
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Kertalaw 

A move performed on suspects by law enforcement to determine if they are innocent or guilty. If the suspect taps out, they are proven guilty and must go to jail. The more evidence found against the suspect, the longer they have to have the move administered and the shorter the count.
All suspects are innocent until proven guilty in a kertalaw
Kertalaw by Iaminc0gnito December 31, 2016
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Jebediah Kerman 

Jebediah Kerman is the centerpiece of the religion known as 'Kerbalism.'
Josh: heil jebediah kerman
Clyde: amen
Jebediah Kerman by I. Hate. Life. November 2, 2020

Doing A Keetan 

Doing something only a person like Bin Laden, Hitler, Scooby-Doo and Joker would do in a situation where no context was given or indeed necessary for the situation.
Shremlock - Man that dude pulled his cock out of nowhere
MemerOfTime- He went for it. Now that is Doing A Keetan.
Doing A Keetan by MamoMaMia April 3, 2022
A drink made by combining Angry Orchard Cider with Fireball in a large pint glass. Also used a phrase for any drink that's simulatenously smooth, hot, sexy, crisp, and refreshing....
The man was angry until he dropped the Fireball into his Angry Orchard, forming the legendary drink "the keltana". After chugging the "keltana" he was in his happy place.
keltana by cuchulain April 18, 2015
The best person you will ever meet. If you are her friend, then you already know how lucky you are to know her. She can light up anyone's world with even just a hint of her smile, and meeting her eyes makes you want to melt. You can't talk to her without being overwhelmed by emotion, and whenever she isn't near you, you feel like something's missing. Everyone who has common sense loves her, while those without it are jealous and they don't know why. A girl who if you meet, you will fall in love with.
I was walking in the hall the other day and Kerianne said hi to me, and my stomach has been full of butterflies ever since.
Kerianne by phat plat February 24, 2013
Internet slang to express a low-class person or things. Be careful, as this word may be offensive for some people.
Phone aku kentang je.
Kau tu lawa, aku ni kentang.
Ada ke yang nak kawan dengan kentang macam aku ni?
kentang by Modern Malay Record December 1, 2020
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