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Kerfuffled 

It’s like being confused, but in a new way. If you are kerfuffled, you have no idea what is happening but are still acting like you know what’s happening.
Man, Josh kerfuffled me so hard last night and i just had to act like i knew what was happening.
Kerfuffled by theboy🅱️🍚 December 28, 2019

Kerfunkledub 

Kerfunkledub is a word used to describe the action of humiliating another person, a exclamation of one's own elation, or disappointment in which case the word would be used in a stand alone fashion. A kerfunkler is a person who frequently uses the aforementioned word kerfunkledub however he or she must first be acknowledged by his or her fellow kerfunklers to be able to refer to herself or himself as a certified kerfunkler
"Get kerfunkledubed!!!" "Let's kerfunkledub these guys" *sigh* " kerfunkledub" "kerfunkledub!!!" "My fellow kerfunklers" "Go kerfunkledub yourself"
Kerfunkledub by Vash--- April 13, 2019

kerfuckled 

A thing or situation that is "fucked up". An unwanted event resulting in misfortune. Something gone terribly wrong.
Mary drank too much at the party and puked on the record player, thus rendering it completely kerfuckled. In this example, Mary may also be described as being kerfuckled as she was pukeing drunk, and also created a disruptive, "kerfuckled" social situation.
kerfuckled by lasagnaisyummy December 10, 2013

kerfuffled 

A weird word used by weird teachers to describe their infinite confusion.
Mr. Jones was kerfuffled by the students logical explanation
kerfuffled by anonymous50926 June 10, 2008

kerfuffled 

when you are finessing your teammate in a video game
Me: your gettin kerfuffled

Teammate: i hate life
kerfuffled by lil toshi January 24, 2021

kerfuzzled 

guy1: man im am kerfuzzled
guy2: why??
guy1: becuase i just bought this puzzle and i can't find all the peices
kerfuzzled by jorad32 December 17, 2008
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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