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Kerfumpled

1. To be extremely: shocked, puzzled, at a loss for something, dazzled, baffled, bewildered, etc.

2. To look like you just got out of bed; really frumpy-looking.
1. "This crossword puzzle has me completely kerfumpled."

2. "OMG. I look sooo kerfumpled!!"
Kerfumpled by Exxtra January 4, 2009
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Kerfuffled 

It’s like being confused, but in a new way. If you are kerfuffled, you have no idea what is happening but are still acting like you know what’s happening.
Man, Josh kerfuffled me so hard last night and i just had to act like i knew what was happening.
Kerfuffled by theboy🅱️🍚 December 28, 2019

Kerfunkledub 

Kerfunkledub is a word used to describe the action of humiliating another person, a exclamation of one's own elation, or disappointment in which case the word would be used in a stand alone fashion. A kerfunkler is a person who frequently uses the aforementioned word kerfunkledub however he or she must first be acknowledged by his or her fellow kerfunklers to be able to refer to herself or himself as a certified kerfunkler
"Get kerfunkledubed!!!" "Let's kerfunkledub these guys" *sigh* " kerfunkledub" "kerfunkledub!!!" "My fellow kerfunklers" "Go kerfunkledub yourself"
Kerfunkledub by Vash--- April 13, 2019

kerfuckled 

A thing or situation that is "fucked up". An unwanted event resulting in misfortune. Something gone terribly wrong.
Mary drank too much at the party and puked on the record player, thus rendering it completely kerfuckled. In this example, Mary may also be described as being kerfuckled as she was pukeing drunk, and also created a disruptive, "kerfuckled" social situation.
kerfuckled by lasagnaisyummy December 10, 2013

kerfuffled 

A weird word used by weird teachers to describe their infinite confusion.
Mr. Jones was kerfuffled by the students logical explanation
kerfuffled by anonymous50926 June 10, 2008

kerfuffled 

when you are finessing your teammate in a video game
Me: your gettin kerfuffled

Teammate: i hate life
kerfuffled by lil toshi January 24, 2021

kerfuzzled 

guy1: man im am kerfuzzled
guy2: why??
guy1: becuase i just bought this puzzle and i can't find all the peices
kerfuzzled by jorad32 December 17, 2008
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Concrete cowboy 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

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God Shot 

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