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Keit by TheOnlyBoy123 April 27, 2021
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Pulling a Keith
When you try to talk to someone and the other person is frequently about to to head out or about to do something else and appears to be avoiding the conversation; this person is pulling a keith.
You: Hey, what's up man? Want to catch up on things real quick?
Friend: Hey man, sorry I'm about to head in the shower then to the gym tonight.
You: Oh okay man...you don't even have like two minutes?
Friend: Not really, I was just about to get off the computer
A few moments later...
Other friend: Hey, so is Joey around to chat?
You: No, he is pulling a keith again.
Other friend: Sigh..again?
Friend: Hey man, sorry I'm about to head in the shower then to the gym tonight.
You: Oh okay man...you don't even have like two minutes?
Friend: Not really, I was just about to get off the computer
A few moments later...
Other friend: Hey, so is Joey around to chat?
You: No, he is pulling a keith again.
Other friend: Sigh..again?
Pulling a Keith by Jerry1986 July 27, 2012
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Keith's • Keith Moon • keith richards • keithed • Keita • Keith Urban • Keito • Keitaro • keithism • Keitumetse
Keith Richards
A highly superior being who created the entire universe billions of years ago. He is also the lead guitarist for The Rolling Stones. Keith Richards did pretty much every drug ever created and is still alive, therefor he is immortal. He is one of 3 immortals in the world. Cher and Ozzy Osbourne are immortal as well and accompanied Keith Richards while creating the universe.
Keith Richards by Tentacle Lovins' August 4, 2019
Keitelism
Keitelism is the condition in which a nazi claims to be neither a fascist nor a genocider, first found in Wilhelm Keitel, the owner of a discord server known as "The authority". This form of extreme denial is often caused by severe lack of neurons, and will result in social ostracization. If you are suffering from keitelism, please see a phycologist.
Member of The Authority: I'm a follower of Keitelism!
Literally anybody with above 3 brain cells: Damn retard
Literally anybody with above 3 brain cells: Damn retard
Keitelism by please don't kill me keitel January 10, 2021
Keith
Keith, a guy with strong emotions.
Someone who is there for you through everything. He's usually enclosing his feelings, until you get to know him, he's very smart, but not very determined. Usually plays video games. Very loyal. Strange sense of humor, but very funny. His laugh and his smile could brighten your day. He can warm your heart up with his words. If it come to his significant other he treats them with respect and let's them make decisions even if they don't want to. He's very opinionated and open. He worries alot and does everything he can to make sure you're okay. He's a kind, loving, caring person and deserves all the love in the world. If you find a Keith never let him go. He is far too priceless..
Someone who is there for you through everything. He's usually enclosing his feelings, until you get to know him, he's very smart, but not very determined. Usually plays video games. Very loyal. Strange sense of humor, but very funny. His laugh and his smile could brighten your day. He can warm your heart up with his words. If it come to his significant other he treats them with respect and let's them make decisions even if they don't want to. He's very opinionated and open. He worries alot and does everything he can to make sure you're okay. He's a kind, loving, caring person and deserves all the love in the world. If you find a Keith never let him go. He is far too priceless..
Keith by Whythooooooooo July 9, 2018
The Keith Lee Effect
A: "I watched Keith's video promoting small restaurant and it got pretty popular!"
B: "That's the Keith Lee effect for you."
B: "That's the Keith Lee effect for you."
The Keith Lee Effect by terribly_innaccurate March 11, 2023
keithed
keithed by cantab man September 29, 2010
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