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kekmastersour

A man with supreme Pingas, who eliminates MixSillyMaxes and Rinis. They are typically leaders of a Pingas group with 2 other kekmasters. They usually come in groups of 4, including 2 other pingas.
PersonA: Its a KekmasterSour!
PersonB: Wow he's such a kool kid
kekmastersour by TheQuadHitterOfDL October 6, 2017

keymaster 

The one who has a sexual organ resembling a key (bulbous end, blade, tip) in contrast to the gatekeeper (female) whose sexual organ is a concave place protected by doors/a barrier (lips, hymen) / a gate that the key can penetrate and open up—thus, with permission. This idea throws back to ancient times when monogamy meant being with only one person for life and women were not encouraged to be promiscuous but be selective of whom they slept with; the one who holds the master key to the gates will have open access to the secret garden, a place that produces much pleasing alleviation, sensual delight, and where seeds can be planted and give birth to fruit.
I am the keymaster to the gates of Heaven.
King Solomon was the keymaster to her garden gates.

Song of Songs 4:12 (NIV)

12 You are a garden locked up, my sister, my bride;

you are a spring enclosed, a sealed fountain.

Song of Songs 5:1 (NIV)
He:
5 I have come into my garden, my sister, my bride;

I have gathered my myrrh with my spice.

I have eaten my honeycomb and my honey;

I have drunk my wine and my milk.

Friends:

Eat, friends, and drink;

drink your fill of love.
keymaster by libelula_안녕 September 22, 2018

kevmaster 

Crazy fool with stupid-cool funk. Frequently enjoys in the pain and or sufferning of a one "Mr. Angus the art teacher". Is still serching for his random patterns within and needs to expose himself to more books. Has seen nearly every movie made by any person in history and will forever and always make fun of Sabrine with her fried chicken and cakalakas
*crackalacks John over the head with a chair*
kevmaster by Lil' John June 7, 2004

keymaster 

amazingly sexy chick, that loves shoulders, football players, and hates scary movies.
She also thinks guys with white shoes and jeans is hot!
-oh look at that guys ass.
-naw look at his shoulders, i bet he's a football player.
-your so wierd, your The Keymaster.
keymaster by Shamiqua Love February 27, 2008

The Kevmaster 

The coolest kid on earth who wears a sweet 80's style track Jacket
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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