Keg Master

The winner of a drinking game wherein the designated Keg Master can call a community chug at any time he decides. At that point, the group does the "beer! fire! water!" chant and chug a beer. Whoever finishes their beer first becomes the next Keg Master.

Josh is the Keg Master. No one could chug beer faster than him.

by Jason A. Sauvain November 8, 2005

kekmastersour

A man with supreme Pingas, who eliminates MixSillyMaxes and Rinis. They are typically leaders of a Pingas group with 2 other kekmasters. They usually come in groups of 4, including 2 other pingas.

PersonA: Its a KekmasterSour!
PersonB: Wow he's such a kool kid

by TheQuadHitterOfDL October 6, 2017

keymaster

The one who has a sexual organ resembling a key (bulbous end, blade, tip) in contrast to the gatekeeper (female) whose sexual organ is a concave place protected by doors/a barrier (lips, hymen) / a gate that the key can penetrate and open up—thus, with permission. This idea throws back to ancient times when monogamy meant being with only one person for life and women were not encouraged to be promiscuous but be selective of whom they slept with; the one who holds the master key to the gates will have open access to the secret garden, a place that produces much pleasing alleviation, sensual delight, and where seeds can be planted and give birth to fruit.

I am the keymaster to the gates of Heaven.
King Solomon was the keymaster to her garden gates.

Song of Songs 4:12 (NIV)

12 You are a garden locked up, my sister, my bride;

you are a spring enclosed, a sealed fountain.

Song of Songs 5:1 (NIV)
He:
5 I have come into my garden, my sister, my bride;

I have gathered my myrrh with my spice.

I have eaten my honeycomb and my honey;

I have drunk my wine and my milk.

Friends:

Eat, friends, and drink;

drink your fill of love.

by libelula_안녕 September 22, 2018

kevmaster

Crazy fool with stupid-cool funk. Frequently enjoys in the pain and or sufferning of a one "Mr. Angus the art teacher". Is still serching for his random patterns within and needs to expose himself to more books. Has seen nearly every movie made by any person in history and will forever and always make fun of Sabrine with her fried chicken and cakalakas

*crackalacks John over the head with a chair*

by Lil' John June 7, 2004

keymaster

amazingly sexy chick, that loves shoulders, football players, and hates scary movies.
She also thinks guys with white shoes and jeans is hot!

-oh look at that guys ass.
-naw look at his shoulders, i bet he's a football player.
-your so wierd, your The Keymaster.

by Shamiqua Love February 27, 2008

The Kevmaster

The coolest kid on earth who wears a sweet 80's style track Jacket

"The ladies swoon for The Kevmaster"

by The Kevmaster June 7, 2004