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During intercourse a member of the involved party (usually the male) will orgasm then abruptly shout "KAZZAAM!" upon doing so. The person will then jump up..grab his or her belongings and find the quickest means of escaping the room/closet/house of residence. This involves, and encourages, smashing table lamps, flipping chairs, and breaking other various unicorn desk ornaments. Jumping through the window is also encouraged for the full effect. Upon exiting the house or residence. The man or woman will then run down the street butt ass naked as fast as possible. Leaving the recipient confused..unsatisfied..and pissed off that her...or his..unicorn desk ornaments, table lamps and windows are broken.

*Note: You may lose things such as underwear, socks, or shoes if they are lost in the process and/or can not be found as your are jumping through a window.
You: "Man i totally kazzaamed that bitch last night."

Friend: " My mother says you owe her $350 in window repairs and unicorn desk ornaments."
Kazzaam by II Vreid II August 19, 2009
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A magical genie rapper with attitude. Lives in a large boom box.
I Am KAZAAM!!! BOW DOWN TO MY ENCHATED RAP SKILLZ!!!
Kazaam by Kazaam November 18, 2004
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An expression used when making fun of Shaq.
Yao Ming was thinking "Kazaam!" when he blocked Shaq's first 3 shot attempts against him.
kazaam by Chris Rock May 2, 2003
Shaquille O'Neal's worst moment since Shaq Fu.
Kazaam by Anonymous May 20, 2003
1. to be so conceited and/or stupid that you think that people would want to see you doing anything, including appearing in a movie as a genie
2. an explitive uttered while trying to struggle through 5 minutes of "Kazaam" starring Shaquille O'Neal
1. I hope Kobe don't think he all kazaam an' shit.
2. KAZAAM!!! I can't believe this motherfucka just did a rap where the chorus was "We be genies."
kazaam by Phil Kuntz December 2, 2002
KAZZAM screamed the mighty wizard as he shot down an arab terrorist
kazzam by Aaron November 11, 2002
sayin like that thing is da bomb. its the best.
Baby if i was shaq i would say your ass is Kazaaam!!
Kazaam by My NgUyen AkA Fo ReAlz February 28, 2005
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