Kazzaam

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During intercourse a member of the involved party (usually the male) will orgasm then abruptly shout "KAZZAAM!" upon doing so. The person will then jump up..grab his or her belongings and find the quickest means of escaping the room/closet/house of residence. This involves, and encourages, smashing table lamps, flipping chairs, and breaking other various unicorn desk ornaments. Jumping through the window is also encouraged for the full effect. Upon exiting the house or residence. The man or woman will then run down the street butt ass naked as fast as possible. Leaving the recipient confused..unsatisfied..and pissed off that her...or his..unicorn desk ornaments, table lamps and windows are broken.

*Note: You may lose things such as underwear, socks, or shoes if they are lost in the process and/or can not be found as your are jumping through a window.

You: "Man i totally kazzaamed that bitch last night."

Friend: " My mother says you owe her $350 in window repairs and unicorn desk ornaments."

Kazzaam by II Vreid II August 19, 2009

Words you can keep

Kazaam

A magical genie rapper with attitude. Lives in a large boom box.

I Am KAZAAM!!! BOW DOWN TO MY ENCHATED RAP SKILLZ!!!

Kazaam by Kazaam November 18, 2004

Related Words

Kazzaam • kazaam • kazzam • kazzamole

kazaam

An expression used when making fun of Shaq.

Yao Ming was thinking "Kazaam!" when he blocked Shaq's first 3 shot attempts against him.

kazaam by Chris Rock May 2, 2003

Kazaam

Shaquille O'Neal's worst moment since Shaq Fu.

Kazaam by Anonymous May 20, 2003

kazaam

1. to be so conceited and/or stupid that you think that people would want to see you doing anything, including appearing in a movie as a genie
2. an explitive uttered while trying to struggle through 5 minutes of "Kazaam" starring Shaquille O'Neal

1. I hope Kobe don't think he all kazaam an' shit.
2. KAZAAM!!! I can't believe this motherfucka just did a rap where the chorus was "We be genies."

kazaam by Phil Kuntz December 2, 2002

kazzam

a word used by a wizard

KAZZAM screamed the mighty wizard as he shot down an arab terrorist

kazzam by Aaron November 11, 2002

Kazaam

sayin like that thing is da bomb. its the best.

Baby if i was shaq i would say your ass is Kazaaam!!

Kazaam by My NgUyen AkA Fo ReAlz February 28, 2005

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

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Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

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kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

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Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

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Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

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