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When one is outwitted in their own comment thread. Especially if it is by the someone else they targeted. Typically found on social network comment threads.
Commentor: I can't believe my girlfriend broke up with me after five months of....

Karmentator: I can, you slept with her sister.
Karment by Ron Buddie July 19, 2011
Words you can keep
Karmen is a Gorgeous and super intelligent girl with a style like no other who time has stopped for and she seems to look forever 18 who takes no shit from anyone and stands up for what she believes in a lot of people just ain’t on her level and have her tried to bring her down out of their own insecurities but she just coming up stronger they do this because Karmen has everything that they lack beauty, class, integrity and has a personality, Karmen is a born superstar and even her biggest haters secretly worship her.

A Devine diva who’s is born to slay
Adjevictive

Great Job, continue being a Karmen

(Karmen is a synonym for fantastic as seen here )

Karmen is an icon, a legend and she is the moment
Karmen by Karmen95 December 20, 2022
A girl who is obviously beautiful, given the name, but this has somehow messed with her psyche to make her somewhat insecure about whether people like her for her looks or for herself. Kind and painfully intelligent when given the chance, she is full of hidden talents and virtues, but also hidden flaws. Getting to know her takes time, but will ultimately result in a very egalitarian relationship based on deep trust...Karmen's flighty nature attracts her to calm, grounded people, but they also must be kind and patient in order to maintain the connection.
OH man, I wish I could talk to that Karmen...
Karmen by plint100 February 5, 2010
Karmen is a girl who is fierce, mean, kind to the right people, beautiful, very pretty and she doesn't give 2 shits on how she looks or what people think of her. She may only have a few friends because of things that may have happened in her past, it may take some time for her to trust you but won't regret it! She is a very sarcastic person and loves people who you least expect.... Get yourself a good ol' karmen!!!
Some randomer: what's up with your hair today?
Karmen: dk, dc, thanks tra!😚
Karmen by U dunno me January 19, 2019

Karentastrophe 

The result of two or more Karens being offended at the same time in the same place
The inadvertent switching of scrambled eggs with no pepper to table 5 and scrambled eggs with "just a little" pepper to table 6 resulted in the Le Peep manager squarely in the middle of a Karentastrophe.
Karentastrophe by DeathWaffle4432 November 27, 2022
A person who is a fat cunt. He is also a simp and needs to lose weight. He especially likes girls with the name Sarah.
Your a Karmenu you fat nigger.
Karmenu by ForzaJuve November 29, 2020
A girl who is short, fierce, mean, beautiful, petty, and doesn’t give a fuck about what anybody says to her. She only have a few friends because she has trust issues but it takes awhile for her to trust you. She has a few shadows that she calls her “friends”. Once you get to know her she is one of the goofiest, realist, slowest girl you can meet. She will walk down the hall and you will be frightened! A Karmen can make ur day, get you a Karmen!
Omg is that Karmen! Im scared to talk to her”
Karmen by Kameron A February 21, 2018
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
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