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A super small dude but is really funny. He loves to play video games and loves music. He has a dirty minded sense of humor but can always make people smile. Has the Tendency to break down and hurt other people’s feeling but will be nice the next second and apologize.
Girl#1: Look how sweet Kalieb is helping out the teachers

Girl#2:I Think he just peed in the flower pot lol
Kalieb by Real-Right-Blood October 7, 2019
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Kaleb ass shit

When a nigga says some questionably gay shit.
Kaleb: “I just sucked my bros dick jk jk”
Jordan: “that’s some Kaleb ass shit”
Related Words
Kalieb • Kalie Bean • kaleb • Kalie • Kalib • Kaliegh • kaileb • kalimba • kaliea • kalief
Kaleb - Most commonly used as a Male name. Very rare to be used as a Female name.

Any female named Kaleb should be considered a diamond in the rough.

Kaleb - Female - Description:
The most amazingly beautiful woman you will ever meet. Kaleb has a smile that can light up the night sky even on the darkest nights. Some people have even confused her smile with the sun.

Kaleb - Female - Attributes:
Kaleb is a demon in the sack.

Kaleb has a rump so firm and round you'd think it was a bowling ball.

Anyone who has ever had the pleasure of meeting a Kaleb doubts they will ever meet someone so great ever again.

Women who are named Kaleb have a fantastic personality and will go on to do great things.

Kaleb will make you smile even if you didn't want to.

If you've dated a Kaleb, you've clocked life.
"Man, did you just see Kaleb?? She soo fine!"
"I dated a Kaleb once. I clocked life"
"Is that the Sun?? Oh, it's just a Kaleb smiling"
"I think I just did a Kaleb"
"Kaleb is so hot, scientists now believe she is a major contributor to global warming"
Kaleb by Trent Rodwell February 20, 2019
Kaleb is a tall, strong, athletic guy who could kick anyone's ass if he wanted. He is a nice guy who is rarely mean. He also isn't big with the ladies so if he likes you go after him!
Person 1: " Kaleb likes you!!"
Person 2: "OMG are you serious! I love him so much!"
Kaleb by real_lyfe27 July 16, 2016
He's very sweet, he can make you smile just by his smile. He is caring, most of the time. He cares about you at your worst times, when you're sick, or you just need attention or cuddles. He can make mistakes sometimes, and some really bad ones too. He can be forgetful at times and it can be frustrating. He's very sexy, and really handsome. He is silly and loves making you laugh, his day is ruined if his mate is upset. He can be lazy, and he loves Naruto 💕 I love you Kaleb. You're my sun, my moon, and all of my stars.
Grace: Hi my name is grace.
Kaleb: my name is Kaleb with a K because I'm cool
Kaleb by pussydestroyer69duh January 28, 2017
Kaileb is the most handsome, honest guy you will ever meet. He’s very athletic, smart, and protective. He will never let anything happen to you on his watch. Kaileb is the best boyfriend anyone could ever had. Normally girls screw him over because he’s so vulnerable. If something is sad, he will cry about it. No matter who is watching. He doesn’t care if his friends, parents, or girlfriend is around, he will show his emotions as he pleases. Kaileb always has a head start; he has a job, has a car, and always gets his work done on time. Kaileb can tend to get into some trouble but he always comes out on top. He never makes the same mistake twice. He will love you with all his heart and he will stick by you through all of your problems. He isn’t there to fix your problems but he’s there to stand by you and be with you. He is the greatest friend, boyfriend, and son anyone could ever have.
“Kaileb is the most handsome guy on the planet.”
Kaileb by Madzzi May 28, 2019
Does not know how to be quiet.
Is a jokester so if you can't take a joke inappropriate or not then stay away from a Kaleb.
If you can take a joke then you likely got a new friend named Kaleb.
He also won't change for any one so if you don't like them now you probably never will.
Boy:Kaleb won't shut up
Girl:But they make good jokes

Boy:I don't like there jokes
Girl:Then stop talking to them
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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