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A very outgoing girl, who is into everything but rap and pop. She bends the label rules by wearing Abercrombie and Fitch, listens to Everything you probably havent heard of. And has liked Dashboard from the start. So dont fucking tell me that I only like them cause they are on MTV. I FUCKING CRIED WHEN I SAW THEM ON THERE! CAUSE MTV WAS THE DEATH OF DASHBOARD! And All you mother fuckers out there who NOW like TBS, STD, Thurday etc etc. FUCK OFF OF OUR MUSIC! IT WAS OURS FIRST MOTHER FUCKeRS KEEP IT FOR THE INDIE/EMO FUCKS! Fucking creatons. YOU LICK ASS! Kaesi also LOVE POETRY PHOTOGRAPHY AND MUSIC(If you didnt already know) She likes fucking shopping! And FUCKING HATES TAKING HER LITHIUM! FUCK THAT BULLSHIT HEADACHE TO THE MAX!
Kaesi is the shizz mofuckka! YeAYY!
Kaesi by BrandNewChick September 17, 2004
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Kaeslermeters 

Always longer in distance then a kilometer. Greater than one kilometer but less than two.
That half marathon was actually 27km, must of been measured in Kaeslermeters
Kaeslermeters by USWA April 7, 2019
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Kaesi • Kaesihan • kaesin • kaelin • kaeli • Kaelie • kaedin • kaelig • Kamsi • Kaeson
He is a funny, kind, and friendly. He falls for the girls who have a good personality and who is beautiful on the inside. He can be capable of many things and has very weird friends. He doesn't like most popular kids and is friends with a lot of people. He is related to people you may know and may not. He is mysterious and has a lot of secrets. If you know a Kaedin don't leave him, he might be the only one you get
Guy 1: Hey you know kaedin
Guy 2: yeah I'm friends with his cousin
Kaedin by IMA_KAEDIN June 2, 2018
A kid who tries to press charges over Xbox
Kae9ine hates booters but boots
kae9ine by bukoi April 20, 2019
When somebody inexplicably fails at something that they are supposed to be good at.

Named after San Diego Chargers kicker Nate Kaeding.
When a doctor drops his knife inside a patient during his millionth surgery he goes, "Oops, I kaedinged it, my bust."
Kaedinged by G Machine January 21, 2010
a nice guy who gives the best hugs and is hot!!!!! best guy to be friends with.knowing him isn't close to being friends with a kaedin.
guy1:OMG do you know kaedin?
guy 2: know him he is like my best friend
kaedin by kaedin lover101 September 29, 2011
A sweet, funnily awkward type of girl. While most Kaelies are very innocent, they all have their wild side. Usually quite pretty, (though unaware of it) Kaelies are the kindest heartbreakers. Most Kaelies are unique and artsy, with a passion for helping people. You don't gain a kaelie's trust easily, but once you do they're the most loyal friends. Kaelie's are good liars, though looking into ones beautiful eyes you're sure you've seen their true souls. Crippled by low self esteem and doubt, Kaelies will never truly realize how beautiful they really are, inside and out.
Chuck: "Dude who's the new girl"
Caleb: "I met her last week volunteering at the animal shelter, she's definitely a Kaelie"
Kaelie by A friend xo April 20, 2013
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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