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Hottest chinese guy ever. Usually born in Hong kong and hates China. Has a girl best friend, that he loves with all his heart. He's very intelligent but is lazy all the time. His favorite hobby is sleeping. Can be the nicest person, but can also be very mean and racist. Loves black women, but is too afraid to approach them. Some people may think he is homosexual because of how feminine he is, but the truth will eventually be revealed. Not everyone loves him, but the people that do are the BEST for loving such a weird person.
"Ka Lung, is it in yet?"
"Hey Ka Lung, how was China?"
"Love you Ka Lung!"
Ka Lung by Lizzzlovee December 9, 2012
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kalungat 

that thick, sometimes wet thing you always wanna pull out of your nose.
my kalungat is for you.
kalungat by maria October 5, 2004
Related Words
Ka Lung kalungat Kalunga ka-chow Ka ka-ching Ka Kaw ka bam Ka-Deen Ka-Bar

Kalungat 

the thingy you found around your nose...hehehe. alt para ni sa imu! na paka kalungat dha...ayta behh!!!
alta has kalungat in her food...yummy mommy i want more!
Kalungat by ngokngok October 5, 2004

Kalungat 

kaning kalungat mostly you find this around your nose...especially if the nose is of alta...hehehe. a waxy dried matter...
wow alta damasco! you have KALUNGAT in your cereal!!! yummy mommy i want more!!!
Kalungat by ngokngok October 5, 2004
The type of guy who will make you die of laughter but really cares about you and all his friends
Hey is that Kalunga !
Kalunga by Theeeeeeeebetter November 22, 2021
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