Ka Lung

Hottest chinese guy ever. Usually born in Hong kong and hates China. Has a girl best friend, that he loves with all his heart. He's very intelligent but is lazy all the time. His favorite hobby is sleeping. Can be the nicest person, but can also be very mean and racist. Loves black women, but is too afraid to approach them. Some people may think he is homosexual because of how feminine he is, but the truth will eventually be revealed. Not everyone loves him, but the people that do are the BEST for loving such a weird person.

"Ka Lung, is it in yet?"
"Hey Ka Lung, how was China?"
"Love you Ka Lung!"

Ka Lung by Lizzzlovee December 9, 2012

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kalungat

that thick, sometimes wet thing you always wanna pull out of your nose.

my kalungat is for you.

kalungat by maria October 5, 2004

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Ka Lung • kalungat • Kalunga • ka-chow • Ka • ka-ching • Ka Kaw • ka bam • Ka-Deen • Ka-Bar

Kalungat

the thingy you found around your nose...hehehe. alt para ni sa imu! na paka kalungat dha...ayta behh!!!

alta has kalungat in her food...yummy mommy i want more!

Kalungat by ngokngok October 5, 2004

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Kalungat

kaning kalungat mostly you find this around your nose...especially if the nose is of alta...hehehe. a waxy dried matter...

wow alta damasco! you have KALUNGAT in your cereal!!! yummy mommy i want more!!!

Kalungat by ngokngok October 5, 2004

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Kalunga

The type of guy who will make you die of laughter but really cares about you and all his friends

Hey is that Kalunga !

Kalunga by Theeeeeeeebetter November 22, 2021

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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