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Ugly slut with blonde hair, orange face. Most commonly seen wearing Ugg boots and yoga pants, and in the winter a North Face. Has a hard time keeping her mouth shut, tells many stories from the badass parties she goes to and always seems to "black out" at some point....

Or just simply another name for slutty girls whose first name starts with the letter "K" and last name starts with a "but".
Oh look, KSlut is looking extra orange today.
KSlut by blubblub69 October 1, 2010
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An extremely clumsy person.

(AKA me)
Person 1: *Drops something* I'm so sorry! I am such a klutz!
Person 2: Don't worry, it's fine!
Klutz by PandaGirl xox May 30, 2016
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KLUTCH- A person/Thing that is in The Top Tier of Their category, And is Consistently Klutch in Crunch time. Anybody can Be klutch with a C, But only the ones that stand out can be Klutch with a K.
Kobe Bryant is so damn “Klutch”, But Paul George is Just “Clutch”.
Why is Coca-cola So God Damn “Klutch”.
KLUTCH by KLUTCHJACOB August 10, 2019
When one visits the nightclub Klute in Durham, it is advised that this is done drunk
Are we Kluting tonight?
kluting by matty matty matty boy November 22, 2010

Ground Klutz 

A beast of Korean descent that is only able to travel on its guts or stomach. Using its legs as rudders it slowly clutters along whilst scraping its underbelly on the ground. A Ground Klutz easily evolves into a traffic slug when attempting to cross a road. Ground Klutz’s maintain a strict diet of Mc Donald's Frozen Coke and Menz Fruit Chocks; this enables the Klutz to continue its horrific hormonal educed rage. This rage is much like an EMP Missile, but instead of disabling all electronic equipment in vicinity, all nearby living creatures are Klutz upon with verbal slander, horrific claw attacks and psychological ensembles. The Klutz may also attain a bond with a victim of the opposite sex and of any species, harvesting all assets and creating a plasma shield that ensures an eternal bond against the victims will.
"Hey mummy, how come bowl's of rice can walk, oh never mind that’s a Ground Klutz with a Versace handbag. What a star! Just like Sarah Jessica Parker!"
Ground Klutz by alpinesorcery February 15, 2009

klutzfuckery 

When a person is clumsy to an extreme such that it bleeds over into every aspect of life, the summation of those actions at a given moment, or over time, is referred to as Klutzfuckery. Describing the action(s) of a klutz fuck.
Damnit Larry your klutzfuckery is at an all time high today. Get it together!
klutzfuckery by Katatbat October 10, 2020
That kid drops everything all the time,
he's such a klutz
klutz by Total Clad May 15, 2004
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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