KPM

Kills Per Minute, in various games, for example BattleField2

A: How much is your KPM ?
B: It's like 0.2
A: ZOMG !

by N0Obie September 22, 2005

KPM Islander

A well known pacific islander aka:
1)Kumar
2)Islander
3)Turban Wearing fuck
4)Bitch Monkey
5)Alaskan Pipe packer
6)Alabamian Hot Pocket Muncher
7)Cocktimus Prime
8)Pillow Biter
9)Poo Pirate
10)sausage jockey
11)Recieving end of a Bert

Brian: Hey Adam Can you hang out tonight?
Adam: I can't i have to work from 7:30-11:00
Brian: Holy bageezes you are a KPM Islander!
Adam: O k.

by Gat.Ice.Archy March 14, 2009

KPM's

Kisses per minute. A unit of measure used to profess one's admiration.

The fawning newly minted husband leaned over to profess his love for his beautiful bride, kissing her profusely and said,
" I love you so much, that I'm turning up the heat to 100 KPM'S"

by The Kitty Club July 11, 2021