Kalau is such a sweetheart! If you wanna talk shit, go to a Kalau. SHE WILL SPILL THE FUCKING TEA. If you need advice, Kalau is the go to girl. SHE KNOWS HOW TO ROAST THO. u gotta get u a kalau
Guy 1: Omg, Kalau is the most bomb diggitty girl I've ever met!!!
Guy 2: I KNOW RIGHT.
Guy 3: I wish my girlfriend was like that.
by naiissenpai November 20, 2016
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