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How people from New Jersey pronounce Jersey. It is not Joisy. I don't think New Yorkers pronounce it that way either. Everyone says jurzee so stop the Josiey bullshit cause you obviously never heard someone from Jersey talk.
Yo let's go down the Jurzee shore
jurzee by Jersey Kid November 22, 2007
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Jutzee • Jatzee • Jautzee • jurzee • Juteeve • Jutzer • Juzeee
The hole nearest the jutzee (refer to jutzee) or dick. The hole is frequented less, however can bring pleasure to both sexes. This hole is able to be milked (see milking prostate) however this milk is not recommended for your morning beverage of choice.
"He copped it up the jatzee!"

"Tap that jatzee"

"Don't be a tight jatzee"

"It's in my jatzee... it's in my jatzee!"
Jatzee by The Inappropriator February 12, 2010
Jutzer is the verb, noun, adjective and whatever else used in the right context..

the word describes a female to be attractive and or have a sexual appeal.

Also derives from the word Jutz..
which is sometimes used as a euphemism to describe the word Pussy or sex

example: hot girl walks by.. and the guy says "Jutz" or "Jutzer"
example: what a Jutzer
Jutzer by mm82 September 1, 2011
A girl that likes cutting half her fringe off then taking a picture, She also loves bathtubs and boys with nice bodys, She loves showing off to her friends but she is kinda loveable.
TJ Did you see that juzeee lol

Danni Yer thats my mum ; [proper imbarassing
Juzeee by sexymichelle December 8, 2010
The genetic reaction that occurs when a Jewish man or woman has a a child with a follower of the Nazi faith. Creating a personality that can only be hated due to common genetic confusion. Said Jautzee simple doesn't know which faith to follow. That of the Jewish religion, or that of the Nazi faith. When all people widely know that Nazi's were the enemy of any Jewish man or woman during the holocaust. Mixing these two personas simple creates chaos in the brain, which results in creating a child that will be a crazy bitch, that you simple will hate.
1.) Person 1: Dude, you'r moms a bitch.
Person 2:Yeah, She's kind of a Jautzee

2.)Teacher: QUITE DOWN! You will be assigned 20 pages of reading tonight!
Student 1: Woah, what her problem?

Student 2:I bet she's a Jautzee..
Jautzee by TheDezPez December 17, 2010
Jute fibers arranged in parallel to form strands
Juteeve strands in her hair
Juteeve by katedefeater January 12, 2012
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