Julius Malema

A huge ape-like creature who possesses an affinity for tenders, nationalisation and singing. The word Julius Malema, however, is used to describe an act of public stupidity that is cause of deep embarrassment.

>Did you see Sally last night, she got drunk and flashed everyone. Dave took a photo and now its all over the internet.

>Oh my God that is so Julius Malema

Julius Malema by Black Label 217 August 22, 2011

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Julias Malema

Racist, loud mouthed, inbred fuckwad, who enjoyes eating dick worms from a farmers anal orgy. Often found raping small animals in the wild. He has been dubbed the "Cumdumpster Calender Playgirl" of 2010.

He has been ridiculed and and is placed in a corner with a large white dunce hat, to which he responds calling it a KKK western European Agent uniform... Ultimately this dumbass is destined no greater things than pimp out his siblings and raping male cousins.

Jon: Dude i just raped my male cousin and ate his corpse
Jack: Motherfucker what?
Jon: Yeh i got $20 for her.
Jack: Nigga you are one fucked up Julias Malema!
Jon: You Wanna fuck?
Jack: I only have 50 Cents
Jon: Cool, i like to toss salad to that!

Julias Malema by JM29x-45qw October 15, 2010

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

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