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Juggrassic Park 

The mysterious jungle you might find yourself in when you're really drunk.

Juggrassic Park is a state of mind that one can only achieve after heavy drinking. Finding Juggrassic Park is not easy. It involves a reasonable amount of insanity, a lot of drinking, and not blacking out or passing out.

You can tell if someone else is in Juggrassic Park if they start saying or doing crazy things for a long period of time. Usually this is done while wearing a boonie hat or helmet

Professor Charles Xavier from X-men is the ruler of Juggrassic Park. If you or anyone you know has fought anyone while in Juggrassic Park, they were probably Charles' Juggeraptors.

Shit is always falling in Juggrassic Park. Be nice to Charles.

Please note that "Charles" is always pronounced "Chaales."
"Listen, We ALL get lost on the way to Juggrassic Park. Sebastian from the Little Mermaid said to take a left at the coral.....

Charles you know damn well the last time I went to Juggrassic Park to get the haircut by a velociraptor, I left with a tattoo on my nuts, a prince albert, got some graphics on my asshairs, plus i got a new tattoo on my chest saying 'Long-dick Willy'

Fuck knockin'! Let me in!"
Juggrassic Park by OneKnee March 11, 2011
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Jurassic Park 

A great peice of Cinematic magic,
Jurassic Park by Rob T September 15, 2003

Jurrassic Park 

Guy 1: Hey, wanna watch Jurrassic Park?

Guy 2: Learn how to spell, dumbass.

Jurassic Park Syndrome 

The condition arising when writers/producers feel compelled to put the focus (and spend undue screen time) on human characters in a movie that people are going to see mainly for its depiction of dinosaurs, giant robots, or other action/effects phenomena.
Yeah, the Transformers movie was cool.. when it finally *got* to the Transformers, instead of that kid. That was total Jurassic Park Syndrome.

Jurassic Park 3 

basically an amalgamation of all the cool bits left out of the jurassic park books rolled into a mediocre movie.
"hey the new jurassic park 3 movie looks good"

"no it doesnt, how did you get in my house?"

Jurassic Park 

The best American movie ever made. (There are other movies which are foreign that are slightly better)
If you don't like Jurassic Park, then you will die a virgin.
Jurassic Park by Balano May 3, 2003

Jurassic Park 

A Small Costa Rican designed as a theme park for rich tourists but ended up overrun by over 15 species of dinosaurs and eventually bombed by the CRNG.
richard hammond "i think i'll create a park full of incredibly dangerous animals that we know nothing about and parade them in front of rich idiots. i think i'll call it, jurassic park"
Henry Wu "i'll put the kettle on"
Jurassic Park by JPreeceybaby October 3, 2008