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A young man who doesn't know what he has until he loses it. A young man who was too immature to realize how lucky he truly was. He ended his relationship for no good reason, expecting that the girl he cared for would be unhurt and nothing would change. Someone who expects too much and lives life as though there's an "undo" button. He has brown hair and green eyes. He's thoughtful, kind, and loyal. When he loves someone, he tells them. When he grows up a bit, any girl who ends up with him is going to be the luckiest girl because he will treat her how a young lady should be treated. He will be respectful and he will love her with his whole heart. His hobbies include skiing and biking, as well as partying with friends. His ex-girlfriend misses him, but wouldn't take him back because Josh doesn't believe in second chances. Even for himself. You should do things right the first time.
"Who were you looking at?"
"No one.."
"You seem so sad though..."
"Not sad, just lonely."
"Was it your ex?"
"Yeah.. we just walked by Josh L..."
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Josh Lean 

To lounge with one's legs open, excessively, in order to draw attention to one's genitalia. This position is most often observed when a person has reached Josh Level.
Don't sit up straight! To catch her eye, you gotta do the "Josh Lean".
Josh Lean by IkemanTx April 6, 2013

josh lucas

He suckes dick and is shit and also can’t speak

He is a ucker
josh lucas by Dominic42675 January 17, 2018

Josh Liebenberg-ing 

When you're a dumb poes with no plan in life, and like to make up stories about your friends so that you can feel special, due to the fact that your mother doesn't do a good enough job at making you feel this way.
You will usually find them wearing an All blacks rugby jersey.
Why are you being such a Josh brah?.
Josh Liebenberg-ing - to be a poes.

PRIDE MONTH JOSH LEE 

JOSH LEE is a proud Gay person, his parents didn't support him, but he persisted. Everybody bullies him, but he just wants to be loved for who he is. He is scared of talking to girls, and he feels uncomfortable playing resident evil village, even though he completed it in 9 hours.
It's ok to be gay, just like Pride Month Josh Lee!!

Josh Level 

When you are barely competent but get extremely lucky alot of the time while playing video games.
That guy was so bad he was josh level
Josh Level by Wow6978 July 18, 2019

Josh la cock grande 

Someone who belives there penis is so ginormuois that it makes the oposite sex cry during sexual relations, and said female will need vaginal reconstructive surgery when done with intercourse.
So I hear 13 ichs will kill a girl so dont let " Josh la cock grande" over there getcha ya
Josh la cock grande by no-good July 25, 2009
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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