Johnorrhea 

A person with an irrational fear that they could possibly catch an STD from a public toilet.

Dan: Dude, you missed half the game. What took you so long?

Steve: Man, I had to drop bait and those bathrooms are filthy so I had to cover the seat with some toilet paper.

Dan: Sounds like you got a bad case of Johnorrhea.

Johnorrhea by b-tox May 23, 2012

Jonorrhea 

(n) A disease of the mind involving permanent affection/obsession for a "Jon" or "Jonathan" that is untreatable; complications include heart burn, heart attack, stroke, blood clots, loss of feeling, irregular menstrual flow, pregnancy, broken heart and fatalities have occurred. Seek medical and therapeutical help immediately.

Hayleigh has a severe case of Jonorrhea.

Cassandra you should really go see someone for that Jonorrhea.

Jonorrhea by Joe Nathan II October 9, 2010

Johnarhea 

Loose bowel movements from excessive stress caused by my brother john...

Dude johns dog shit on my ottoman and I lost my naked room because of him I have the worst johnarhea

Johnarhea by Captain chapped December 2, 2013