JonFot

It is the name given to a person who gets farted on while sitting on the Toilet (Jon).

Friend 1: "Hey, I just saw Kyle fart on Steven while he was taking a crap."

Steven walks into the room

Friend 2: "Hey, what's up JonFot."

by poojeter December 2, 2011

Jonfather

A man who has developed a habit for Prostitutes

Mattys picken up another hooker tonight...Yea man He's the Jonfather

by T-rob123 July 1, 2009

Jonotoole

The art of using stupidly long or pretentious words in normal conversation.

What a great display of histrionics that is such a jonotoole thing to say.

That bloke in the kitchen this morning just would not let up, frigging pompous git. I swear he just jonotooled for the whole time.

by Dinplug June 13, 2008

jonotrollson

the type of youtuber everyone wants to be. he i known for his skills in cod (call of duty) but early 2016 he wipe his channel and has not been the same since.

jonotrollson is a sick dude

by nettube August 29, 2017

jonothesquid

that one really cool guy who has a YouTube and is so fit

jonothesquid made new pog video!!!!

by jonoisfit March 1, 2021

Jonothan Gilmour

A whiny emo fag who spends all his time chasing a girl he cant get.

Person 1: Look at that guy who cant get that girl that he really likes he is such a jonothan gilmour.
Person 2: Yes i agree.

by halby duude July 13, 2004

Dirty Jonothan

When you need to take a leak after engaging in anal sex with your boyfriend but instead of urine coming out a slow yet steady stream of faecal matter proceeds to exit the urethra

Just used toilet paper on my German helmet because of the massive Dirty Jonothan I expelled from my meat and two veg

by Brosephene April 2, 2020