Johnny Gat 

A Charachter in Saints Row and Saints Row 2

Johnny Gat: "Thanks for busting me out, Aisha would have killed me if I got executed"

Johnny Gat by shocksock August 28, 2010

johnnygasm 

orgasm suddenly caused by thought of how fucking sexy johnny depp is...especially when dressed up as captain jack sparrow from pirates of the carribbean...this kind of orgasm has its own category because he is just so goddamn hott that you need little or no touching to achieve climax...thank god for johnny depp...*smiles*

*watching pirates of the carribbean*...*sees johnny depp*...*johnnygasm*...o god that was good...

johnnygasm by Mollie January 18, 2004

johnnygasm 

What happens when you are with a guy named John who is the most awesome lover -makes you feel young- everything is new and exciting- like you have never experienced before-

I had a johnnygasm when I was with John last night!!!

johnnygasm by kuriouskittykat November 21, 2010

Johnnygagging 

Overcomplication of a simple phrase by using excessive wording.

"You know that animal? The one that's kind of like a horse, except not? It has like, a mayne and stripes and stuff? You know? Zebras? You know what I'm talking about? They're like little horses."

"Stop that johnnygagging!"

"quit johnnygagging!"
"don't be such a johnnygagger!"
"I hate it when you johnnygag."

Johnnygagging by BrianWilcott January 18, 2009