orgasm suddenly caused by thought of how fucking sexy johnny depp is...especially when dressed up as captain jack sparrow from pirates of the carribbean...this kind of orgasm has its own category because he is just so goddamn hott that you need little or no touching to achieve climax...thank god for johnny depp...*smiles*
What happens when you are with a guy named John who is the most awesome lover -makes you feel young- everything is new and exciting- like you have never experienced before-
"You know that animal? The one that's kind of like a horse, except not? It has like, a mayne and stripes and stuff? You know? Zebras? You know what I'm talking about? They're like little horses."
"Stop that johnnygagging!"
"quit johnnygagging!"
"don't be such a johnnygagger!"
"I hate it when you johnnygag."
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.