John63 

A perpetual troll who wishes he could clone Russell Wilson, so that he could have sex with two of his savior at once.

Like, seriously. This guy dreams of nothing more than being ferociously spit roasted by two Russell Wilsons. He wants to pretend he's a Chinese finger trap, except instead of two fingers being stuck inside, it's a Russell Wilson penis on each end, wiggling voraciously to escape.

John63 is so horny for Russell Wilson that he can't even be bothered to spellcheck his posts right now.

John63 by Goodrunblokerbutbadpassbloker February 6, 2022

john2309 

he is a god they will show you the among us religion and make you say sus! but he is a god and a best friend

you: turn to john2309!!

your friend: ok bestie!!

john2309 by Heylol321 May 3, 2021

john2309 

a god a bestie duh

you john2309 is my bestie

john2309 by Heylol321 May 1, 2021

john39095172 

john39095172 is a resident and is currently the mayor of Johnville. Additionally he is the leader of the superhero group, The Johnvengers. John is a twitter personality with a base of spreading joy and positivity on the platform.

john39095172 is very cool :)

john39095172 by AlliexRage April 4, 2023