John Dee 

A term that some use to refer to themselves and their friends in the third person. Essentially replacing the name of the person in question, it masks the person's identity and gives off the vibe that they are cool or hip. When someone names their self as John Dee, they are either using such title ironically, or they are trying to express how cool they are. If someone labels someone as John Dee, then they are either trying to say that you are a badass, or point you out as one of their homies. It should be considered as a well-intended, although confusing, complement and reserved for only you and your true friends.

Danny: Hey, Kennedy! How did yesterday go?
Kennedy: Oh, it was great! Yeah, John Dee was tired, but he got into it! Let me tell you!
Danny: Dang! Glad to hear you got loose! And Kyle?
Kennedy: Oh yeah! John Dee got down too! He was all in!

John Dee by @Mr.Toashty February 27, 2017

Reverse John Deere 

When you pick up a girl during sex, spread her legs, grab her shoulders and carry her around making combine noises. Being a John Deere combine.

I harvested the corn last night doing the reverse John Deere with Sara

Reverse John Deere by Mitch Briggs December 31, 2020

John Deere

One of the oldest Companies that makes tractors. The brand has become immortalized by Kids and farmers. John Deere started making tractors in the 1920's when they bought out the Waterloo Tractor Company.

Until the '60's they were known in the US for the "Putt-Putting" of their two-cyilender engines. They finally had to drop the Two-cyilender design for the engines to be more efficent and powerful.

John Deere may be famous for it's agriculteral equipment, but they also have a line of Construction equipment.

Interestingly, John Deere has not merged with anyone else, making it one of the only two to not have been taken over by another company. It walks alongside Caterpillar with this title.

Guy: I'm a bit surprised there are other tractors made other then John Deere!

Me: DUH!

John Deere by Puffie40 January 25, 2005

your ass is grass and you can call me john deere 

redneck way of saying "I'm gonna kick your ass"

Bubba if you touch my momma again, your ass is grass and you can call me john deere!

your ass is grass and you can call me john deere by dboyfromdahood October 2, 2012

John Deere

the best of the best!!!

The best dame thing that god ever made for rednecks...

John Deere by missy dale September 22, 2003

John deere

They make the best farm equipment, Construction Equipment,and Forestry Equipment out there.

Nothing runs like a deere

Redneck from Medway, Maine: Lets go yard some big ol wood with the big ol john deere skidder

Look at thats 748 h John deere skidder she is big

John deere by jim bob brown April 22, 2010

John Deere

A manufacturer of fine construction equipment, farm machinery and lawn care vehicles.

Please do not refer to my John Deere LT133 as a riding lawn mower...it is a TRACTOR, asshole!

John Deere by harry flashman July 17, 2003