A person who always fails at doing things right, pretty much a failure
My brother is such a John's Why at being good like me
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The phrase "who shot John, and why" is commonly used to describe yourself or someone else when you/they look like a hot mess
Why does Jessica looks like who shot John and why?

I looked in the mirror and realized I looked like who shot john and why.
by iwanttoflingmyselfintothesun February 20, 2018
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