Jock Wigga

Definition=
A Jock who on top of having an un-believable ego and thinks that the world revolves around him with his shiny teeth and pretty and dumb cheerleader girlfriend. On top of all that he acts just like a Wigga or Wangta in some circles. These Jocks are easily identifiable by how they address other Jocks and wiggas or sometimes black people. Also the Jock Wigga can be identified by loving hip-hop music and claiming to live in the ghetto but in reality lives with mom and dad in there nice 3 bedroom home and loves wearing clothes from Hollister, American Eagle, And other popular preppy clothing stores.

Where can they be found?
Answer= They can be mostly found in city high schools sucking up to black guys and any other person with high social authority. You may also find them at city malls, Fairs, Local Gym, And any other place that you hold dear to yourself.

How to avoid them-
Answer= You really can't! If one approaches you start using some scene kid lingo. (EX:Whats up Niggs? You goin to the show saturday?!?! Its ganna be HXC) They will be instantly thrown off and assume your part of there crew and will immediately be confused... In other words they probably wont deal with you again...

Jock Wangsta- NIGGGAH!!!!
Normal Person- Hi???
Jock Wangsta- Whats up niggah? Wats poppin??? (Tries to slap your hand to get your acceptance)
Normal Person-Nothing much? (Confused and contemplating whether to walk away or stay)

In a sentence-

Guy #1- This Jock Wigga just asked how i was poppin?!?!
Guy #2- What did you say?
Guy #1- Nothing, I was so confused i didnt know what to say!

Jock Wigga by XHXCX19 July 2, 2008

funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Jock Wigga • jock • jock strap • jock itch • jock-block • jock sniffer • jock-lock • Jock Lock Wedgie • jock off • jock pussy

Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

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