Joao is a person with the biggest dick ever. He will make go to the moon more than one time during sex. He is open minded to every kind of kink. Usually it’s a guy into role play and fucking fruit while smoking weed.
Person: I’m looking for a Joao tonight, cause I want good sex.
Or
Person1: I like to fuck fruit
Person2: U are a Joao
Or
Person1: I like to fuck fruit
Person2: U are a Joao
by Liunure June 27, 2022
joao may usually have hissy fits about practically nothing, bad at managing his own health and is secretly fruity. yet he still finds a way to be a nice friend.
girl 1: why are you crying?
girl 2: joao broke up with me because i said shield hero was mid
girl 1: again?
girl 2: joao broke up with me because i said shield hero was mid
girl 1: again?
by THE SUSSY BAKA June 25, 2022
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