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Jizzus Christ 

1. The act of screaming "Jesus Christ" out loud during sex or masturbation. Often times, just before you are about to orgasm.

2. The holy mother load of Jizz. So much, that only Peter North could be your biological Father.

3. An exorcism of all known bodily fluids during an Orgasm.
1."Jizzus Christ I think I'm coming!!!"

2. "Holy Jizzus - That was a hell of a money shot!"

3. "Jizzus Christ... I don't think I have another drop left in me. I'm gonna be walkin' with a limp tomorrow."
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jizzus christ 

its when you're jacking off and about to cum then you see jesus on the wall so you end up edging yourself
"fuck fuck fuck" " jizzus christ is watching"
jizzus christ by sexypogger November 1, 2020
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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
Word of the Day on May 18, 2026