Jizz Woobie
A hand towel used repeated and solely for masturbating and trapping the jizz. You can tell if a man uses his jizz woobie if it can stand up on its own and doesn’t fold
Jizz Woobie by BiggieSauce January 24, 2020
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Jizz Wookie
The practice of shaving ones pubes, secreting them and then throwing them over the face of a girl after administrating ejaculation onto said face. The ejaculate forms an adhesive which the pubes stick to. This maybe accompanied shouts of SHAZAAM or CONGRATULATIONS
Can also be employed as an insult
Can also be employed as an insult
Jizz Wookie by WOOKIE KING April 23, 2009
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Jizz Woobie • Jizz Wookie • jizz bomb • jizz mopper • jizz rag • jizz in my pants • jizz-trap • jizz biscuit • jizz hands • jizz mop
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