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Jizz Woobie

A hand towel used repeated and solely for masturbating and trapping the jizz. You can tell if a man uses his jizz woobie if it can stand up on its own and doesn’t fold
My boyfriend keeps his jizz woobie on his nightstand for nocturnal activities
by BiggieSauce January 24, 2020
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Jizz Wookie

The practice of shaving ones pubes, secreting them and then throwing them over the face of a girl after administrating ejaculation onto said face. The ejaculate forms an adhesive which the pubes stick to. This maybe accompanied shouts of SHAZAAM or CONGRATULATIONS

Can also be employed as an insult
"Dude! I completely JIZZ WOOKIED her last nite!"

"Howard your such a JIZZ WOOKIE!"
by WOOKIE KING April 23, 2009
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