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jimmy big balls

A man named Jimmy with huge balls. Balls so big that he rides a stripped down Dyna to Texas by himself. He survives on Jagermeister and gas station pastries.

He's known to piss on electric fences and howl at the moon while shooting his gun into the night sky.
All the ladies ask "Is that Jimmy Big Balls?"

George and Jimmy Ball 

A George and Jimmy ball is a tennis ball that has two holes cut in it, so that two men can put their penises in it at the same time.
Person 1: Hey guess what I saw Daniel doing!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: He was using his George and Jimmy Ball with his brother and I walked in on it! It was more disgusting then that time i saw you giving that chick a hot carl!
Person 2: Dude, that's not cool.
George and Jimmy Ball by Paul Garza February 10, 2007

JimmyBalling 

when I grab the basketball healspin and jam that baskethoop
JimmyBalling is incredibly easy if you got the nerve

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026