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jigglewatts 

1.21 jigglewatts represents the amount of ample curvature present in a female body that will turn an average male in to a blubbering puddle of stupid. It is not a measure of attractiveness as low jigglewattage females can be very sexy, example Madonna, Kiera Knightley and Milla Jovovich would score low (0.0.3) on the scale, while Scarlett Johansson and Kim Kardashian score near the maximum (1.21).
Her picture on facebook indicates a high amount of jigglewatts.
jigglewatts by Kelce January 18, 2008

jigglewatt 

A unit for measuring the power generated by a gorgeous woman's movements for the express benefit of her audience, ranging anywhere from a burlesque dancer's wild shimmy and shake, to the confident strut of a woman in red stilettos.

The Jigglewatt symbol (JW) is a unit for measuring power equal to one kajillion, bazillion, gazillion watts. Few things (or people) can withstand the transfer or consumption of energy on this scale, some of these events or entities include: lightning strikes, falling in love, Lana Turner's smile, firefighters wearing special goggles, the supercollider, Stephen Hawking, and the number 4. ... And of course, the girls of The Jigglewatts Burlesque troupe...
1. The jigglewatts she radiated could boil water from across the room.
2. Have you seen The Jigglewatts? You can pick your favorite or collect all four.
jigglewatt by Ruby Joule July 8, 2006

Jiggletrate

Jiggletrate. Noun and adj

Two words put together, jiggle and penetrate.

Obviously, the best word in existence. Originating from American descent, Jiggletrate means either Noun- Object that defines humanity OR adj- to have a fun time in the fun time room with all your friends!!
Noun- Look at that giant Jiggletrate!!
Adj- Time to go jiggletrate or it's jiggletrate time!

Jigglebate

To fornicate. To please a member of the opposite sex in a way they will never forget.
Bob: "Hey man, how do you know that hot ass chick over there?"

Dwight: "Oh her? I so Jigglebated that girl last night."


Random Guy: Man I wish I could do some jigglebating tonight!

Jigglefart

A recoiling of cheeks when farting, which causes the fart to have reverb, and echo.
Did you hear that jigglefart? It had so much reverb and echo!
Jigglefart by xennylol2evil November 2, 2024

Jigglewats 

Its the measurement used to measure the jiggeling of a girls ass.
'Damn that girls jigglewats over 900 jps ( jiggle per second)
Jigglewats by 8K8Z8_ June 15, 2022