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Jheeta

A confident and bizarre man, often seen as a predator in social environments, such as clubs. He attacks (the centre of) his prey with a continuous bombardment of smelly, irrelevant chat. Has a strange physical appearance, somewhat resembling a hovering Indian. He is a friendly species, but is incapable of making eye contact with his chosen one. Yet to be fully understood.
Girl 1: Have you been talking to another Jheeta?
Girl 2: Yeah, I think he wanted to pull me, but just kept spouting obscure historical facts.

Guy 1: Have you got a text back from Jheeta yet?
Guy 2: No, he's such a pikey he'll only reply on facebook!
by Jeff Theodore Jefferson June 7, 2011
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Jeeta

Jeta

This is the handle given to a Grandma when she is the most wonderful ever grandmother. Her cooking is amazing. Her loving is legendary. She plays fun games and has no bedtimes. She always has candies and cookies and makes cakes and pies.
A Jeeta is the most amazing, unbelievable Grandma in the world!
by Roxannaroxanna September 6, 2020
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He jeeta the whole world
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jeetanjali

I always Jeetanjali to club music, and I always Jeetanjali around my bestie, even if he whistles at me sometimes. :)
Come see me Jeetanjali!
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by mr blahjer September 6, 2010
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jeetard

A fundamentalist Christian who is deluded by his/her beliefs to the point of losing almost all capacity for reason, thus becoming mentally retarded. Dervied from "Jesus" and "retard".
If you believe that the world is only 10,000 years old and in creationism, you're probably a jeetard.

Kent Hovind is a jeetard.
by SlayerSatan666 December 14, 2008
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jheevan

In a few languages *jheevan/jiwa/jiva* means life
It is also usually used in names; eg: Jheevan/ Jheevanesh /jiva/ jivan
Jheevanesh is my jheeva
by The God for single people April 23, 2018
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Jeeta

Jeta

This is the handle given to a Grandma when she is the most wonderful ever grandmother. Her cooking is amazing. Her loving is legendary. She plays fun games and has no bedtimes. She always has candies and cookies and makes cakes and pies.
A Jeeta is the most amazing, unbelievable Grandma in the world!
by Roxannaroxanna September 6, 2020
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