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A JETWIFE is a female who is down with living a jetlife. They make sure their man, who also lives a #jetlife, always has low eyes from sunrise to sunrise. A JETWIFE is more than just a bad bitch.

SO, if a girl is claiming to be a jetwife make sure she bad and then some cuz' a jetwife has got more to take care of then just her appearance. She gotta stay high, and live that jetlife until the next life.
"I live the jetlife, you could keep me as your jetwife, and all we'll do is stay high, from sunrise to sunrise."
Jetwife by JETWIFEandKUSHGODDESS October 17, 2011
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jetlife is for highflyers for people who like to smoke bud, chill out, skateboard, listen to chill music. Jetlife is like a worldwide family just chillin through life with no worries knowing one day we all gnna go up and chill wit tupac big marley j.dilla guru and James Sprake.

Also a way of sayn what up, be easy, whats good, or peace
Yo imma bounce man, jetlife.
Jetlife man.
jetlife by Jetlifer August 29, 2010
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A Slang for success, not just based on money. Success overall in life. Living the Fast Life. For example, successful physically, mentally, financially, and etc. Success is achieving a Definite Chief Aim in your life. Which apply's the same as the word "JetLife".
Just Living the JetLife bruh!!
JetLife by FatzOlivares January 11, 2011
Not having to do with any type of illegal substance. Simply, enjoying success and the finer things in life, having social and economical strengths, and achieving the pursuit of happiness.
Just another day living the JetLife.
jetlife by John Nuketown April 11, 2012
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