Jetgo

1. The beginning but exceedingly super fast. Its sissy lala brother is named get-go. Get-go is old school. Jetgo is super cool and it should have been jetgo from the jetgo. In this fast paced world, get-go isn't even an option.

After their first date, there hot, steamy passionate relationship was on from jetgo.

by Rlm.5280 January 3, 2014

Jeego

When you grunt, squeeze, and squirm to not shit yourself in the car, but you end up doing it anyways because there isn't a bathroom for at least another 10 minutes.

Kelly is the king of Jeego!

by Zakume July 31, 2011

Jetboat

The act of farting on a Woman's breasts. Similar to a "motorboat" but with with added power and control. This act can be performed in a variety of settings but is best while both parties are crouched in a bathtub and wearing Captain's hats.

This act is usually followed by shame and uncomfortable eye contact. Jetboating is not recommended before family functions or important job interviews.

"Hey Zeke, I could really go for a Jetboat right about now"
"Oh yeah? I'll start the bath if you want to grab the Captain's hats"
"Wait! Tomorrow's Thanksgiving, maybe we shouldn't."

by Stumpy Joe June 7, 2013

Jetgasm

Occurs when a man rips an especially violent fart at the moment of orgasm thus adding a jet thrust to further explode his seed into the womb. Some men derive extra pleasure from the act of expelling their flatulence whilst they orgasm. Not for the feign of heart, it should only be utilized at the end of a relationship, with a fat chick, or with a really good humored mate.

She didn't like the jetgasm, but man it felt good as hell!

by keifermail June 29, 2009

Jetro Lot

Adjacent to Lot N (and often synonymous with it) at the Sports Complex in South Philly, the Jetro Lot is the location of a number of larger tailgates for events at the complex. These tailgates also tend to turn into some of the rowdiest at any event. In other words this lot is friggin sweet!

Normal Fan: Hey man, where you tailgatin before the Eagles game?

Crazed Fan: Jetro Lot!

by SoB0410 May 17, 2010

jetsonian

Relating to a time in the future, similar to that on the classic television show The Jetsons.

We are only a few years worth of R&D away from a fully working jetsonian car.

by jetsonian March 31, 2003

Wet Jetson

When you diarrhea in aluminum foil, gently place wrapped surprise into the refrigerator as decoy for leftovers.

I was starving after work, and my damn roommate, only left me to my surprise, wet jetson.

by Tomorrow People November 7, 2015