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Jesus vs Muhammad

The Ultimate Wrestling match!
Jesus vs Muhammad

Jesus never used violence.
Muhammad used violence.

Jesus used love.
Muhammad murdered, killed and used hate.

Jesus did not take any wives.
Muhammad wallowed in wife after wife, even taking children as his wives.

Jesus did not steal.
Muhammad stole and robbed caravans.

Jesus did not force conversions.
Muhammad forced conversions using the sword.

Jesus was a pacifist in spreading his word.
Muhammad used war to spread his word.

Jesus was poor.
Muhammad was rich.

If Muhammad is opposite to everything Jesus was… Think about this… Jesus had a direct line to God, who was Muhammad speaking to?

Jesus spoke directly to God.
Muhammad spoke directly to ……?
by The Moody Poet February 16, 2009
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