Jesus Pose 

A type of transcendental yoga-like meditation. When sticking your arms straight out into a T position can cause the feeling of oneness with your surroundings. Can cause a feeling of contacting angels or being abducted by aliens. Myth surrounds this pose in antiquity.

Dude I was listening to Trance music on top of this mountain in a Jesus Pose getting into a state of trance. Unreal Bro

Jesus Pose by TRANCER92 January 24, 2012

jesus christ pose 

A contrived pose in movies to give significance where there is none by mimicing the death of christ on the cross.

Also the title of a Soundgarden song.

Willem Dafoe's jesus christ pose in Platoon was almost as lame as Sean Penn's in Dead Man Walking.

Soundgarden's jesus christ pose is way better than anything Audio Slave has done.

jesus christ pose by Buff Bufferman September 9, 2008

jesusposer 

A un-inverted lukewarm homofag who blindly follows the beliefs of a bunch of pedophiles.

Look at that jesusposer, he believes in god...gayfag.

jesusposer by Doogy McDoogy August 1, 2006

JESUSMOSES 

An expression to show shock or disgust to biblical proportions. Commonly used in extremely small towns like Centralia, IL. It must always be shouted.

JESUSMOSES!!!! that was a bad shot.

JESUSMOSES by Jaffer Merchant April 24, 2005

jesusposing 

Done mostly among trance and house DJs where one extends the arms as if nailed to a cross and the crowd responds by going apeshit.

Seen repeatedly done by Armin Van Buuren (not that I mind. . . .he's hot *shrugs*) and Tiesto.

RabidFangirl1: HOLY SH--! LOOK AT ARMIN! HE'S JESUSPOSING! *faints*

RabidFangirl2: OMGOMGOMG!! HE ISS!!

Dude1: Oh look, Tiesto's jesusposing! We should go apeshit!
Dudette1: HOLYCRAPSH--! HE IS!! *proceeds to go apeshit*

jesusposing by AvBfan October 24, 2010