The pinnacle of male achievement. he has 0% body fat, 100% muscle. 6 foot 7, 240 pounds. Pure masculinity. he saves lives on a daily basis, absolute pussy destroyer. He is able to seduce any woman in a 12 mile radius with his charming smile. He is a brony who keeps it real. His favorite music is EDM and rich homie quan. He got a 5 on his AP Chem test, making him a superior being to Wyatt. His hair shines bright like a carrot cake, so tasty, so nice. He likes thicc girls only, 250+ pounds. He considers himself a gamer, and is a member of Esports colorado team in overwatch. His life is devoted towards Lark Burger, "The best burger ever made".
by Austin Hurd June 03, 2018