Jersey foot

The foot of a New Jersian which is so callosed that almost thing can hurt it. This condition usually occurs to people who live by the beach, (not down the shore), and also play a lot of sports. The combined sports blisters, and sand work togeather on the foot to form a thick, hard layer of skin which is nreal impenatrable, and immune to pain. Anyone that has a Jersey Foot can be seen easily walking around bareoot on the beach sand, and pavement on the brightest and hottest of days where as anyone else has to jump and sprint around in futile attempts to avoid burning layers of skin off their feet

fag bennie: Yo man, you see that girl, how the hell is she walking so easily down the beach when even i had to juimp from shadow to shadow?

Local: Dude don't you know?, everyone around here has the Jersey foot, the heat doesn't bother us.

Jersey foot by jersey beach bum October 16, 2005

new jersey turtle-foot 

a new jersey turtle foot is the act of, lathering ones foot in vasoline, and having an obese male/female insert the lubricated foot into their anus and keeps pushing it in and out.

dude1: DUDE i got a new bottle of vasoline today!
dude2: we HAVE to get jerry to new jersey turtle-foot with us!

new jersey turtle-foot by xRECREANTx June 8, 2011

New Jersey footbath 

The action of a person taking their roommate's sock, jerking off in it, then putting it back in their drawer.

"He drank my beer, so I'm giving him a New Jersey footbath"

New Jersey footbath by DerrekM September 30, 2006