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When a man from Jersey squeezes his penis until it turns purple and proceeds to ejaculate on the face of a quidette. Next, as the quidette stumbles to find her balance you grab her hair and hang her off your closet...for later use.
Alicia- wow you can really squeeze tight...
Clay- I know I am a republican now GET ON MY MY DOOR YOU TAN PIMPLE POPPER GRENADE. I know you love your Jersey Yogurt.
Alicia- Alright buddy, just don't forget about me behind your door.
by Dantosis September 15, 2011
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Jul 12 Word of the Day
The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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