Jelly 2.0

You get your foot and you cover it in jelly then you find the fattest girl in your local strip mall and you stick your foot up her ass and when your foot comes out the jellys gone...

man i jelly 2.0'd the girl so hard last night.
i used a whole jar of raspberry jelly just to jelly 2.0 that girl man

by dd23333333333434 February 26, 2011

The Great Jelly Bean War of Easter 2019

A war that took place between two sisters, age 9 and 14. It happened while their mother was at work, and uncle was on the back patio. This is why you should never leave us kids alone in the house. Needless to say, there was a large mess afterwards, and they did not clean up as well as they thought they did, as today, Wednesday, May 15th, 2019, they discovered the leftover missiles (jelly beans) under the couch and in the cushions. Their mom only found out today, when the 14 year old opened her mouth and spilled the beans about the war that even their uncle knew nothing about.

~The fourteen year old
ps- I really need to learn to keep my mouth shut when it comes to things that can potentially get me in trouble...

The Great Jelly Bean War of Easter 2019 was a brutal war with many casualties.

by FlowerPetal0720 May 15, 2019