Jazireh

A Farsi (Iranian, Persian) name for the most creative way for male masturbation! Jazireh literary means "island". To go a Jazireh, you should fill the bathtub with warm water and lay down in it naked such that only your foreskin is out of the water (resembling an island). Then play ONLY with the part of the penis under water until you come (while watching your foreskin out of the water). This is probably the most luxurious and pleasurable masturbation technique known to mankind...

Enjoy ;)

as long as Iranian chicks are being such ass-holes, Iranian men will come up with genius masturbation techniques such as Jazireh... If Iranian chicks stop having sex with black guys and gay "good looking" American's, and actually do Iranian men, then they might come up with the most creative sex positions on earth...

Jazireh by amiroo January 22, 2010

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jazire

Name given to an attractive girl. A girl who gets all the guys and doesn't know it. A bit annoying and always making friends with people.

Girl: Oh my gosh who is that?!
Boy: *fanboying* It's Jazire omg

jazire by Jazire March 27, 2019

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Jazireh • jazirah • jazire

jazirah

Jazirah is very beautiful and smart. However she gets annoyed very easily. She is very kind and very caring and supportive and gives great advice. She doesn’t let people push her around or get over her. She’s very goofy and silly and has a great personality. Jazirah always tries her best to be perfect and this goes a long way. She is a great friend and a even better person. She is very inspirational. SHE IS A BAD BITCH!! If you EVER get a JAZIRAH in your life don't lose her.

Girl: I wish I was like jazirah

Girl: right she’s so perfect

Guy: Jazz is so cute
Guy: I bet her standards are high tho

jazirah by PotatoHead0-0 November 22, 2021

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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