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A Farsi (Iranian, Persian) name for the most creative way for male masturbation! Jazireh literary means "island". To go a Jazireh, you should fill the bathtub with warm water and lay down in it naked such that only your foreskin is out of the water (resembling an island). Then play ONLY with the part of the penis under water until you come (while watching your foreskin out of the water). This is probably the most luxurious and pleasurable masturbation technique known to mankind...

Enjoy ;)

as long as Iranian chicks are being such ass-holes, Iranian men will come up with genius masturbation techniques such as Jazireh... If Iranian chicks stop having sex with black guys and gay "good looking" American's, and actually do Iranian men, then they might come up with the most creative sex positions on earth...

Jazireh by amiroo January 22, 2010

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jazire

Name given to an attractive girl. A girl who gets all the guys and doesn't know it. A bit annoying and always making friends with people.

Girl: Oh my gosh who is that?!
Boy: *fanboying* It's Jazire omg

jazire by Jazire March 27, 2019

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jazirah

Jazirah is very beautiful and smart. However she gets annoyed very easily. She is very kind and very caring and supportive and gives great advice. She doesn’t let people push her around or get over her. She’s very goofy and silly and has a great personality. Jazirah always tries her best to be perfect and this goes a long way. She is a great friend and a even better person. She is very inspirational. SHE IS A BAD BITCH!! If you EVER get a JAZIRAH in your life don't lose her.

Girl: I wish I was like jazirah

Girl: right she’s so perfect

Guy: Jazz is so cute
Guy: I bet her standards are high tho

jazirah by PotatoHead0-0 November 22, 2021

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

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