Jaunbo

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A person that is very clumsy , maybe a little a dumb at times. Has a great since of humor but has really bad body odor. Jaunbo is constantly made fun of because they are so clueless to whats going on in the world.

me: hey can you hand me a screw driver?

you: what is that? i didnt know a screw could drive???

me: ugh your such a jaunbo!!

Jaunbo by jaunbo August 24, 2011

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junbob

two people who love each other but also awkward with each other

they are such a junbob

junbob by kornsalad April 18, 2018

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Jaunbo • jaunbrand • junbo • janboe mcflurry • JANBONG • JauBoosted • Jaunbes • jaunmower • jaunto • jawnbol

junbo du

Junbo Du is a sus little asian man (who is big) with a big dick.
Junbo Du likes Among Us and Roblox Weightlifting simulator.
He also gets women and watches Minecraft porm daily.

Hey theres "Junbo Du" over there stroking his big dick whilst watching his Minecraft porm.

junbo du by ඞ SuS November 14, 2021

jawnbol

A tranny, chick with a dick, transvestite, or transexual. From the combination of the two Philly words: "jawn" and "bol". Literally meaning ""girlboy".

With those big ass shoulders and adam's apple, bitch look like a jawnbol.

jawnbol by j-uzi January 19, 2008

janboe mcflurry

A culmination of multiple skills from a large mysterious set as dubbed the 'Janboe'. The 'Mcflurry' part only ensues once a janboe mcflurry is able to complete whatever mission he or she was assigned to, via video-games, workplace, et cetera, one proceeds to indulge themselves to a McDonalds mcflurry, or any other delicious diary treat.

1: That guy completed his work within hours? Seriously?
2: Yeah, the manager dubbed him a janboe mcflurry
1: That explains the mcflurry

janboe mcflurry by halo upon payload July 28, 2018

jaunto

See Steek, Spide, Neds.
Offen found outside the offies annoying normal people to buy them buckfast and alco pops.
threatening with the likes of:
i'll knack your ballax in wee lad
heres me, wah!!!

Jaunto - Her mate will you get me some drink?
Man - No!!
Jaunto - Heres me, wah?!?!? I'll knack ur ballax in!!
Man - F**k off u wee dick!
Jaunto - my da will get your knees done
Man - I am your da, u wee dick!
Jaunto gets his head slapped by man

jaunto by Steve & dave November 19, 2003

Jaunbes

Pronounced "JonBees" in reference to the 1990s R&B artist, Jon B. A group of white males with the persona associated with young urban black men, often referred to as cool (meaning acceptable).

The Jaunbes walked into McDonald's wearing matching Sean John sweaters.

Jaunbes by Sir Duke 06 February 8, 2010

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026