Janswer

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In response to a question, a dribbling response that does not have proper subject verb agreements, often misuses words, and never actually answers the question.

Well that’s a Janswer.

Q: Anyone know if the power is back on?

A: Many say posts are sensored.

Janswer by Moomops June 17, 2023

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Janswer/Janswering

You call it a "Janswer" when a person reacts with simple phrases with "I know" or "Thats not even possible" to a joke or a rhetorical question. Janswering is a simple way to piss off your friends and other people around you.
Janswering is often used to skip a conversation. A person which wants to skip your intput and start a new conversation theme would often use a janswer and instantly start a new theme.

Janswer/Janswering:
An example for janswering ist this simple case:
p1: "did u hear of the flying horses?"
p2: "yes" ...starts his own conversation

Janswer/Janswering by Gianluggy July 4, 2021

Related Words

Janswer • Janswer/Janswering • Janser • Jansher • jan swart

Janser

Janser is the name of the famous rapper, XXXTentacion, you use the name Janser for mostly memes about him because its not his real name.

XXXTentacion after death: *Uploads a video*
Meme guys: Long live Jahseh😭😭😭, be safe at heaven Janser😤😤😤

Janser by Invalid Silver January 26, 2019

Jansher

Tall, dark, handsome, loves basketball very much, loves jamela very much like his queen...

Jansher is a great basketball player....

Jansher by pakatok April 16, 2017

Jansher

A guy who is not as G as Camille because he likes Justin Bieber

Wow look at that guy he's a total Jansher.

Jansher by Nigga what. July 29, 2011

Janser

Janser is most likely to be an angry Dominican who always gets mad off the smallest shit and uses profanity a lot. He also likes to say “WHATTT” a lot.

Ariel: “Aye Janser...”
Janser: “WHATTTTTTTTTT”
Ariel: “Janser ...”
Janser: “Whattt bitch”

Janser by Jakefromstatedarm February 19, 2018

Janser

Janser is usually a boy who gets mad at absolutely everything , and who gets pressed by 9th graders frequently

"Aye janser you just got pressed"

Janser by What'sthatinyoursockmycock June 15, 2017

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026