James Sweeny Share definition Flag 1. One who is exceptionally 1337 and quick to win the hearts of Asian girls. 2. One who is bad-ass. Dude I just got fucking pwned in Counter-Strike by this guy who was a total James Sweeny. He knifed me when my back was turned! James Sweeny by Teh Asian 1337 December 22, 2004 0 0 Get merch Get the James Sweeny mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch