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James Day 

Everyone has a friend named James, known for laziness and exerting minimal effort in every possible capacity. A 'James Day' is when one does absolutely nothing of worth all day. In comparison to a duvet day, a 'James Day' is not initiated by a need to stay in bed nor a hangover, but rather general laziness. 'James Days' are characterised by sprawling oneself over a sofa, in a seedily inappropriate clothing which often fails to cover the parts of the body e.g. the beer belly, that you'd rather not see, whilst partaking in activities highly irrelevant to the furthering of one's life.
"Think I'm gonna have a James day today...feel like doing absolutely nothing all day"

"Had a James day today, highlights were a wank, a fried egg and trolling YouTube"

"She's so highly strung, do you think she could even manage a James day?"
James Day by jmanldn91 March 18, 2014
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James day has its celebration on the 4th of november to celebrate the death of our beloved cat James
It was james day and it was fun
james day by SmartclownsNutsack November 20, 2022

LeBron James Day

A day of celebration of LeBron James' talents in which individuals leave the work day 12 minutes early. Initially celebrated on June 13th, 2011- a day after LeBron James failed to show up to work in the 4th quarter for the sixth game in a row against Dallas.
Ryan: Hey man, you staying till 5?

Ross: No dude, It's LeBron James Day. Work ends 12 minutes early today.
LeBron James Day by rah3 December 11, 2011

National Draw James Day

December 30th is the day that we draw all the people named James
National Draw James Day by Luh nigga December 30, 2021

National James Day 

National James Day marks the that James Apel was born.
National James Day by Shen remains October 17, 2020

National Jump James Day 

Falls on April 9th where you can jump / fight / gang up on any person with the name James.
Joe: “Hey man have you seen James? It’s National Jump James Day!”
Sasha: “No, I haven’t let’s go beat him up now!”

National Ignore James Day

April 30th is a day dedicated to ignoring anyone named James, Jim, Jimmy, Jimbo, or Jamie. ESPECIALLY James.
Tomorrow is national ignore James day. Let’s ignore him.”