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A sexy , smart , hot , beautiful chick. Gets all the boys and men she wants.Got a big butt and nice body.Fast as fuck.Is everyones: one and only.Is of course going to beat anyone she gets in a fight in .
If you have a Jalexus dont let her get out of your arms.
"You saw that beautiful girl today"

"Oh i did see her she musts be a Jalexus "
Jalexus by Fvhkkbdfn May 24, 2017
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A really hot girl that’s not shy at all but she doesn’t have a lot of confidence but she knows deep down what’s right and what’s wrong but closes to do both and she also likes guys but goes for the bad guys that breaks hearts and not the good guys that would do anything for her!!
My friend is such a jalexis.
jalexis by Aj O. May 17, 2018
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A beautiful woman who’s smart, playful, and still extremely serous. If you ever meet a jaleus don’t even think about leaving her
Yo jaleus is my fav
jaleus by That potato May 19, 2018

Jaleñussy 

Cutting up fresh jalapeños with bare hands and then fingering a girl
“Hey George you want some Jaleñussy tonight? “
Jalexis is a loud ass suburban child that like her coochie licked by girls
I need a jalexis in my life
Jalexis by Liy@hh November 22, 2024
Jalexis mean a ghetto ass suburban child that like her coochie licked by girls
I need a jalexis in my life
Jalexis by Liy@hh November 22, 2024
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