Refers to fangirls (or even more pathetically) fanboys of confessed terrorist, Dzhokhar Tsarnaev (commonly referred to as "Jahar"), who, despite his confession and mountains of evidence of his guilt, believe he cannot be guilty because, of course, it was the NWO, the Jews and/or the Illuminatti who actually did the crime in the most overly-complicated conspiracy ever, ever, ever involving untold numbers of conspiracy actors and enormous sums of money.
A pack of Jaharlots plans to release balloons on April 18, 2014 to protest the NWO conpsiracy that oh-so-obviously (can't you freaking see it?), framed Jahar.
by polynonymous22 March 18, 2014
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