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Ivag

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When your homosexual friend abbreviates the word imagine to imag, you simply reply with ivag.

Or an apple shaped vagina. popular amongst grannys. Some would describe the taste as sour. Common amongst older women.
-omg imag I won a million dollars.
-ivag.

Wow she has quite the ivag.

Granny Smith has an ivag.

I was eating out my girl friend yesterday when I realized she had an ivag.
Ivag by ivagetarian December 29, 2009
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iVag

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The act of sticking your ipod in your girlfriends vag and listening to music through the speakers.
Me and my girl did an iVag
iVag by Shawnyy Boyy May 9, 2011
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Ivagination • Ivag • Ivaginary Friend • ivaginating • ivagine • Pure Ivagination

Ivaginary Friend

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An imaginary female that a male lies about having sex with.
Mike was bragging about having sex with Lucinda, who we all know is his Ivaginary Friend.
Ivaginary Friend by Nathan Lucas Scott May 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 3, 2016
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ivaginating 

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(v) the act of imaginating vaginas
Man, I was so ivaginating.
ivaginating by Break7533 November 6, 2013
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ivagination 

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What a man(or lesbian) uses to masterbate when he/she has no pornographic materials handy.
Dude, my internet was out last night so i had to use my ivagination to jack it.
ivagination by carniescrubbalo November 30, 2009
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ivagine 

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The process of imagining the physical properties of the private area of a girl you would like to sleep with, but haven't yet.
A: We had sex last night, and her pussy was amazing!

(A proceeds to describe aforementioned vagina to B)

B: (sigh) I can only ivagine...
ivagine by DaysThatEndinY May 28, 2012
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Ivagination 

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The act of mentally picturing a female naked.
Ferdi: I wonder what she looks like naked.

John: I don't know, dude. Use your ivagination.
Ivagination by civic650 August 5, 2008
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