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The random item one buys when purchasing an embarassing item, such as condoms or gas reliever in order to offset the awkwardness one feels toward the cashier.
When buying a pack of gum so you don't walk up to the register only holding gas-x, the gum is your item of shame
by Kitkatkate November 10, 2009
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