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The final stage of drinking alcohol before an individual enters the deadly stage of lashmade. Ishmade is the most inebriated form of drunk. It is worse than smashed, trashed, hammered, shmammered, blitzed, or any other word of the type. If an individual becomes ishmade, they may become blacked-out, they may start vomitting, and they may start doing dumber things than they've ever done before.
Dude 1: I can't believe I ate a cat, jumped off a balcony, broke three beer bottles over my head, and don't remember any of it..
Dude 2: Yea, we were definitely ishmade last night man!
Ishmade by goaliegreg05 March 9, 2008
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Ishmael normally referred to as Ish, is a guy you'd want to have behind your back. He is Tall, smart, sexy, sporty, kind, generous, encouraging, attractive, strong, has great handskills, funny, trustworthy, loyal and a great friend. You gotta love him!
*Ishmael walks into the room*
Zoe: "Hey"
Amy: Back of bitch, he's mine"
Ishmael by sahdoode August 24, 2016
Someone who never calls their parent anymore. They are most likely from Long Island.
"I have a son! His name is Ishmael, he never calls me anymore!"
Ishmael by itsquinn September 29, 2020
Ishmael is a sexy, cute human who doesn’t like to show emotions but when he does you are sure to smile. He is a great friend and girls love him
Wow look at that Ishmael he is so sexy
Ishmael by Lily.abcdefg July 6, 2018
ishmael is a type of person who is a bro and will always be there for u if u seek help.He is a good friend to have because he will always make u laugh whenever someone has pissed u off. he has a very easy-going personality and is very atheltic.
omds have u seen ishmael?
(no why)
i need him to skill someone up in basketball
Ishmael by SNEAKY1.COM July 7, 2018
the most life changing novel ever written. go check it out
dude i read ishmael and now i think of life totally differently
ishmael by sdafsdfsdfsdfsdfsdf August 23, 2009

Ishmael kamara 

Have you seen ishmael kamara! You will love him!
Ishmael kamara by Blahblah829 October 28, 2020
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