dry irish

The emergency substitution of mashed potatoes for anal lube.

Things were going great til I tried to slip her a dry Irish...we haven't talked in few days.

by rawmeat April 14, 2015

Irish Dry

Still drinking the alc but never enough to be drunk. Advanced Irish maneuver for absolute units only

Bloke 1: I thought you were quitting the booze, man?
Bloke 2: don’t worry mate, I’m not getting toasted tonight. Keeping it Irish dry
Bloke 1: absolute fucking unit

by Bear_fcker February 25, 2018