Iowa eye exam

Sticking your finger into someones, or your own eye knowing that it is contaminated, most likely with poo particles.

How did your son get pinkeye?
He gave himself the Iowa eye exam!

by darwyn Sobchek November 21, 2013

Iowa eye exam

Placing a poop contaminated finger into your or someone else's eye

Kimmie totally gave herself the Iowa eye exam. Now she has wicked pinkeye!

by SlingshotSpectre November 21, 2013