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Introverted Domme

Introverted Domme

An "all masculine" dominant guy who wouldn't have it any other way, while having very low physical energy, not being very sexually potent, and very easily overwhelmed. Introverted Dommes go flaccid in a hot casual encounter if it turns out to be more rough than they assumed. If the partners have a slightly higher energy level than the introverted dommes' weak shy energy level, the Introverted Dommes are deficient with taking charge, wasting horny people's time when they get into sexual situations that are way over their little penises' heads. Introverted Dommes really only "successfully dominate" extremely introverted subs that may come off as mute at first impression. Introverted Dommes are a psycho-sexual mystery. It is speculated that they fear getting in touch with their passive side due to a deep personal insecurity.
I had a date with an introverted domme the other day. I was hard, and he was too, but then I laid down on the bed in submission to his petite prowess, he ultimately could not insert. Disparagingly, he went flaccid and gave up, and politely with a puny voice, he blamed me for not wanting to fuck hard enough. LOL. What a silly little introverted domme!
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Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026